Archive for October, 2008

Ballasted

October 8, 2008

In my last post I wrote that I didn’t like newspapers, which is quite the grandiose statement to make without revealing any reasoning, so I owe you an explanation. In truth, when I’m in school I read at least three newspapers every day, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I like or trust them.

Most newspapers are produced under the laughable pretense that they are unbiased. I’ll skip past the obvious issues of ownership influencing editorial and head straight to the root of the problem, individual bias. A writer’s ability to be unbiased is limited by perception. History is rife with people writing what their limited perception believed to be the unbiased truth. Arrogantly assuming that your perception is unlimited seems absurd, and claiming to be unbiased seems just as ignorant. As Brian Storm recently said at the Columbia School of Journalism, “If you’re a journalist and you don’t have an agenda, you don’t have a pulse.”

Additionally, the writing in newspapers, regardless of bias, is mostly ugly and cold. I touched on this subject previously, but I will say this: Writing is life filtered through a creative mind, and news writing is the dirt of life sanitized with a formula. If it were my job to chronicle everything that happens in the world, without a pulse, in a pseudo-unbiased manner, I would probably hate my, “over consuming, under contributing, environmental burden of an existence.”

Bringing me to depression. Newspapers keep me on top of what humanity is up to, but that is almost always depressing, and the long-term forecast is not sunny. Yes, newspapers are essential to perpetuating our “democracy” and way of life, but I am opposed our system of government and living, so on a basic level I’m opposed to newspapers on general principle.

Not to mention the deforestation and large-scale pollution the newspaper industry inflicts on the Earth daily. But don’t we all…

Ballast

October 3, 2008

“There’s something inside you, ready to make a bust. You’re clutching the key, yet wait to be rescued, despite the onset of premature rust. Freedom sits slumped by the door, scratching its head in confusion, asking, ‘aren’t I at my best out there?’” - MK

After slightly more than one year, my journalism class put out its first real school newspaper. I was reading it on the way home from school, and despite the bland subject (The Great Canadian Sweater Vest Showdown), I was excited and curious to see how everyone was writing.

Unfortunately, I was appalled to discover that after all this time nearly 15 unique and talented people, myself included, all wrote in exactly the same sterile inverted pyramid style. I consider that at least as much of a failure as it is a success.

Yes, we can all plug information into a tired formula (which makes only superficial sense on the web, where all of us will likely be working in the future) and produce pre-processed little newspaper stories that dribble pitifully to an end. Yes, we could all probably be tidy newspaper reporters. But do we want to be?

Maybe I just don’t share that goal. Maybe I’m being cocky. Maybe its because I don’t like newspapers. What I do know is, when I wrote a piece for a real magazine this week, I had to force myself to remember what writing creatively was like. Not. Good.


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